August 31, 2023

The Great Dog Debacle: There, on Main Street, two canine rascals were chained up like bandits in an old Western. How’d they end up there? Doesn’t matter! Deputy came, saw, returned them. Canine chaos concluded.

Roommate Roulette: Think your roommate’s shady? This one’s accused of thievery! But wait, Deputy says it’s all smoke and mirrors. No theft, just drama.

Work Call Woes: Someone’s badgering our man at work about a co-worker. Deputy listens, takes notes. The plot? Still unraveling.

Speedster in School Zone: They zoom, they gab on the phone. But our Deputy, ever the road warrior, couldn’t hunt them down this time. Another race awaits.

Missing Bro Saga: Panic! A brother goes MIA. But the Deputy, ever the hero, finds him just chillin’. Crisis averted, folks.

Oxygen Mystery: By the tracks, an oddity: an abandoned oxygen tank. Deputy’s on it, now it’s sitting in the lost & found. Breathe easy.

BB Gun Bust: Gun on the bus? Wait, it’s just a BB gun! False alarm, folks. Deputy clears the air, another day in the city.

Nall’s Nefarious Notions: Aaron K. Nall, our city’s own rebel, caught by the Deputy. Those warrants finally caught up, buddy.

Pickup’s Puzzle: Sneaky fingers swiping from pickups? Not on Deputy’s watch! Still, the trail’s cold.

Garage Gatecrashers: Two mystery guests trying their luck in someone’s garage. Deputy gives one the boot, promises to chase the second. Stay tuned.

Casino Chronicles: Here’s Thomas M. Casias, trying to pull a fast one at the casino. Deputy calls his bluff. Game over, Tommy boy.

Dog Drama: Death claims? Panic! But Deputy does a quick sniff. Verdict? All bark, no bite.

Feline Falsehood: Intruder alarm! A cat’s supposedly slain. Deputy’s verdict? It’s just a cat-astrophic misunderstanding.

Motel Madness: Reports of a guest going all rockstar on a motel room. Deputy checks in. Result? All quiet on the motel front.

Domestic Dance: Love tiff leads to a vanishing act. Deputy investigates but our runaway lover’s pulled a Houdini.

Ex-Husband Heist: She cried theft, pointing at her ex. Deputy scratches his head. But as dust settles, seems it was just an ex-aggeration.

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