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August 4, 2023
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August 4, 2023

by: Ely EarlenePosted on: August 4, 2023September 18, 2023

Lakeside Larceny: At the tranquil water’s edge, a nefarious breach. A vehicle, stripped of its contents, now stands as a testament to human audacity. The Deputy dives into the enigma, […]

August 3, 2023
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August 3, 2023

by: Ely EarlenePosted on: August 3, 2023September 18, 2023

Gas Station Jolt: There it sat, a wounded chariot at a local gas pitstop. Some rogue ride gave it an unwanted metal-to-metal kiss and then ghosted. Deputy got his detective […]

August 2, 2023
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August 2, 2023

by: Ely EarlenePosted on: August 2, 2023September 18, 2023

The Rogue Juvenile’s Midnight Mischief: While White Pine slumbered, a young outlaw dared to trespass the realms of curfew at the county park. No parent, no guardian, just the brashness […]

August 1, 2023
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August 1, 2023

by: Ely EarlenePosted on: August 1, 2023September 18, 2023

Symphonic Car: Hey, Beethoven, just because you can’t hear all that well doesn’t mean you have to blast your music so loud! A car’s blaring music became the unwanted score […]

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