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October 31, 2023
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October 31, 2023

by: Ely EarlenePosted on: October 31, 2023December 28, 2023

Phantom Bills in the Till: Midnight counterfeits, a haunting tale of fake fortunes in a local haunt. Deputy delves into this monetary masquerade, unmasking the mystery of the ghostly green. […]

October 30, 2023
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October 30, 2023

by: Ely EarlenePosted on: October 30, 2023December 28, 2023

Semi-Sidewinder Saga: Picture this: a behemoth of the highway, dancing a dangerous tango across the tarmac. Eyes squinted, Deputy on the trail, heart racing with each swerve. But in the […]

October 29, 2023
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October 29, 2023

by: Ely EarlenePosted on: October 29, 2023December 28, 2023

Eviction Escapade: In the drama of rent and residence, one tenant’s clock struck eviction. 24 hours, tick-tock, time’s up. Deputy steps in, and voilà, the tenant’s tenure ends. An empty […]

October 28, 2023
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October 28, 2023

by: Ely EarlenePosted on: October 28, 2023December 28, 2023

Upside Down, Right Side Up: A scene straight out of an adrenaline junkie’s dream – a car, belly-up, lights blinking a morse code of distress on a county road. Deputy […]

October 27, 2023
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October 27, 2023

by: Ely EarlenePosted on: October 27, 2023December 28, 2023

Bag of Wonders in Convenience-Land: A rendezvous with destiny, or just a misplaced bag in the fluorescent jungle of a local convenience store. Our intrepid deputy, ever the custodian of […]

October 26, 2023
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October 26, 2023

by: Ely EarlenePosted on: October 26, 2023December 28, 2023

Highway Havoc: Elk Down! In the dead of night, asphalt meets nature in a brutal ballet. A cow elk, a victim of vehicular vengeance, sprawls in the highway’s unforgiving grip. […]

October 25, 2023
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October 25, 2023

by: Ely EarlenePosted on: October 25, 2023December 27, 2023

Alarm Antics: The cry of an alarm, slicing through the city’s hum. Deputy on the prowl, seeking signs of trouble in the skeleton of a commercial building. Result? Ghostly quiet. […]

October 24, 2023
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October 24, 2023

by: Ely EarlenePosted on: October 24, 2023December 27, 2023

Last Call Lingerer: In the heart of night’s embrace, a patron clings to the bar like a stubborn stain. Refusing to bid adieu. Deputy swings by, and like a reluctant […]

October 23, 2023
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October 23, 2023

by: Ely EarlenePosted on: October 23, 2023December 27, 2023

Trespass Tango: Nightfall whispers secrets, this time about two shadowy figures tip-toeing on private property. Deputy’s dance? A swift encounter, and a double-trespass ticket served. The intruders? They vanished, just […]

October 22, 2023
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October 22, 2023

by: Ely EarlenePosted on: October 22, 2023December 27, 2023

Mystery in the Great Basin: Great Basin National Park, where tranquility meets tragedy. J. P. from Sparks found still and silent, an unsolved puzzle under open skies. Deputy’s on the […]

October 21, 2023
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October 21, 2023

by: Ely EarlenePosted on: October 21, 2023December 26, 2023

Ghost Call Conundrum: A 911 dial, then silence. Deputy explores the echo of a call from a home wrapped in mystery. Searches high and low, but finds nothing but the […]

October 20, 2023
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October 20, 2023

by: Ely EarlenePosted on: October 20, 2023December 26, 2023

Highway Hustle: A tale of tarmac sprinting – an individual making tracks on the highway, like a modern-day roadrunner. Deputy swings by, but it’s just another traveler, no fuss, no […]

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