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November 23, 2023
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November 23, 2023

by: Ely EarlenePosted on: November 23, 2023January 17, 2024

Verbal Volley: At a not-so-bustling Ely intersection, words flew like arrows. Two warriors of words, locked in verbal combat. Deputy steps into the fray, a peacekeeper in blue. No fists, […]

November 22, 2023
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November 22, 2023

by: Ely EarlenePosted on: November 22, 2023January 16, 2024

Elderly Expedition: A tale of the lost and the found. Elderly wanderer, seeming adrift in our urban sea. Deputy sails in, finds our traveler not lost, but exploring life’s little […]

November 21, 2023
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November 21, 2023

by: Ely EarlenePosted on: November 21, 2023January 16, 2024

Homefront Hustle: A tale of domestic shuffle – one resident, another with a boot ready. Deputy steps into this home turf tango. The dust settled before the badge arrived, peace […]

November 20, 2023
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November 20, 2023

by: Ely EarlenePosted on: November 20, 2023January 16, 2024

Warrant Waltz in Ely: I.A., just 20, waltzed into the deputy’s view, a dance of fate. Ely Municipal Court had a score to settle. Handcuffs clicked, warrant served. Another day, […]

November 19, 2023
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November 19, 2023

by: Ely EarlenePosted on: November 19, 2023January 16, 2024

Drunken Detour: In the neon-soaked streets of Ely, D.C., age 63, decides to tango with traffic laws. Deputy’s eyes, sharp as ever, catch this dance of defiance. Result? A not-so-graceful […]

November 18, 2023
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November 18, 2023

by: Ely EarlenePosted on: November 18, 2023January 16, 2024

Convenience Clash: A verbal volley at the local convenience store, two players, no audience. Deputy arrives, a mediator in blue. A warning issued, peace brokered. Report filed, but the storm? […]

November 17, 2023
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November 17, 2023

by: Ely EarlenePosted on: November 17, 2023January 16, 2024

Vandalism Vexation: In the heart of our high country city, a local business bruised by brutish behavior. Property damaged, dignity dented. Deputy on the scene, jotting notes, probing the scene. […]

November 16, 2023
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November 16, 2023

by: Ely EarlenePosted on: November 16, 2023January 16, 2024

Canine Chorus Calmed: A chilly Great Basin night, punctured by a canine concerto. Dogs barking up a storm, serenading the moon. Deputy swings by, words exchanged. The barking brigade? Silenced. […]

November 15, 2023
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November 15, 2023

by: Ely EarlenePosted on: November 15, 2023December 29, 2023

Canine Caper: A dog, free as a bird in a sleepy neighborhood, causing a stir. Deputy to the rescue, a reunion in the making. Dog back with its human, tails […]

November 14, 2023
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November 14, 2023

by: Ely EarlenePosted on: November 14, 2023December 29, 2023

Refusal Rodeo: A youthful rebel, defying the school bell’s call. School Resource Officer on the case, a tango of truancy. Report dances over to Juvenile Probation, the next chapter in […]

November 13, 2023
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November 13, 2023

by: Ely EarlenePosted on: November 13, 2023December 29, 2023

Five-Finger Discount Dance: In the heart of our sleepy town, a modern-day Robin Hood – but not so noble. Swipes merchandise like a shadow, thinking they’re slick. But not slick […]

November 12, 2023
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November 12, 2023

by: Ely EarlenePosted on: November 12, 2023December 29, 2023

Speed Demon Disappears: A motorized phantom, blitzing through the burbs, swerving like a sidewinder. Deputy hits the streets, eyes wide, but the speedster? Just a ghost now, leaving dust and […]

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