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November 11, 2023
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November 11, 2023

by: Ely EarlenePosted on: November 11, 2023December 29, 2023

Concern in the Concrete Jungle: Concern, like a wildfire, spreads fast. Reporting party dials in, heart heavy with worry for another soul. Deputy’s on the line, a voice of assurance. […]

November 10, 2023
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November 10, 2023

by: Ely EarlenePosted on: November 10, 2023December 29, 2023

Windshield Woes: In the heart of our city, a tale of shattered glass. Three young ruffians, maybe, possibly, the culprits behind a windshield’s demise. Deputy delves into the cracked mystery, […]

November 9, 2023
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November 9, 2023

by: Ely EarlenePosted on: November 9, 2023December 29, 2023

Propane Panic Turns Puff: A call of fire, fears of propane leaking from a commercial stronghold. Deputy and fire crew in tow, sleuthed it out. The culprit? Just an air […]

November 8, 2023
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November 8, 2023

by: Ely EarlenePosted on: November 8, 2023December 29, 2023

Ghostly Garrison: A car where none should be, behind a silent residence. Window agape, like a yawning chasm. Deputy prowls the scene, but what’s this? Nothing amiss, just echoes of […]

November 7, 2023
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November 7, 2023

by: Ely EarlenePosted on: November 7, 2023December 29, 2023

Midnight Bicycle Banditry: In the dead of night, a two-wheeled treasure lifted from its porch perch. Silent, swift – the deed done. Deputy on the case, combing for clues. Report […]

November 6, 2023
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November 6, 2023

by: Ely EarlenePosted on: November 6, 2023December 29, 2023

Hit-and-Run Hideout: Midnight dash, a vehicular tango turns sour. One car kisses another at the crossroads, then flees the scene, a ghost in the night. Deputy in pursuit, hunting. N.B. […]

November 5, 2023
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November 5, 2023

by: Ely EarlenePosted on: November 5, 2023December 29, 2023

Elderly Enigma: An elderly soul, lost in the labyrinth of their own mind, seeking sanctuary at their own door. The deputy, a beacon in the haze, escorts them to a […]

November 4, 2023
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November 4, 2023

by: Ely EarlenePosted on: November 4, 2023December 29, 2023

Fuel Fiasco Foiled: A tale as old as time, or at least as old as engines. The stage: someone’s equipment, the quest: liquid gold. But when the deputy arrived, scene’s […]

November 3, 2023
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November 3, 2023

by: Ely EarlenePosted on: November 3, 2023December 28, 2023

Counterfeit Kingpin: A master of masquerade, spinning yarns of ownership. Claiming a business throne that wasn’t theirs. The ruse? To snatch a coin or two. But not on our watch […]

November 2, 2023
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November 2, 2023

by: Ely EarlenePosted on: November 2, 2023December 28, 2023

Cellular Standoff at School: School drama over a smartphone. Kid’s got a grip, won’t let go. Deputy to the rescue, smooth talks the student. Phone surrendered, peace restored in the […]

November 1, 2023
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November 1, 2023

by: Ely EarlenePosted on: November 1, 2023December 28, 2023

Deer Downer: In the urban jungle, a four-legged traveler met its fate. Struck by metal, not by nature. Deputy arrived, scene somber. The deer, a city street’s unfortunate guest, was […]

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