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Your calls to the law, retold for people who love a good story. Like a countywide game of telephone.

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September 25, 2023
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September 25, 2023

by: Ely EarlenePosted on: September 25, 2023September 29, 2023

Bush Dweller’s Respite: Amidst fuel pumps and diesel clouds, a curious figure took refuge in the flora. Nestled in greenery, eyes filled with untold stories. The Deputy arrived, a harbinger […]

September 24, 2023
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September 24, 2023

by: Ely EarlenePosted on: September 24, 2023September 29, 2023

Homestead Hiccups: Domestic discourse rings again, lovers in a heated tête-à-tête. All bark, no bite. Deputy steps in, like a seasoned mediator. “Calm, cool, collected,” they advise. The page of […]

September 23, 2023
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September 23, 2023

by: Ely EarlenePosted on: September 23, 2023September 29, 2023

Highway Hiccup: Out there on the asphalt ribbon, a lone motorist hit an oil-driven dry spell. Out of gas, stranded like a desert tortoise. The call? Bounced over to Nevada […]

September 22, 2023
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September 22, 2023

by: Ely EarlenePosted on: September 22, 2023September 28, 2023

Wandering in the Chill: An elder ambled, dressed not for the chill of a Great Basin night but for gentler climes. The deputy’s search was as fruitless as autumn trees […]

September 21, 2023
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September 21, 2023

by: Ely EarlenePosted on: September 21, 2023September 29, 2023

High-Octane Hustle: A road rager, they said. Kicking up dust, high-speed chase, making the county roads an adrenaline alley. Deputy steps in, puts the brakes on this wild ride. A […]

September 20, 2023
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September 20, 2023

by: Ely EarlenePosted on: September 20, 2023September 28, 2023

Fragile Souls: Echoes of desperation resonated through the stark silence of an ominous night. A friend, teetering on the precipice of despair. Deputy’s footsteps cut through the hush, finding solace, […]

September 19, 2023
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September 19, 2023

by: Ely EarlenePosted on: September 19, 2023September 26, 2023

Communication Breakdown: Unheard voices, frantic checks, but sometimes it’s just tech acting up. Deputy dons the techie cap, bridges the divide, and reconnects the silent. Report penned, family chatter restored. […]

September 18, 2023
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September 18, 2023

by: Ely EarlenePosted on: September 18, 2023September 26, 2023

Desert Drifter: An abandoned building, a bed for the night? Rumors spread of a lone vagrant catching Zs. But when Deputy swung by? Empty. Eerily still. Story captured, but no […]

September 17, 2023
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September 17, 2023

by: Ely EarlenePosted on: September 17, 2023September 24, 2023

Lost in the Great Wide Somewhere: Somewhere between here and the unknown, a traveler’s lost their way to Ely. Anxiety’s building, but Millard County, Utah is on the trail. Adventure […]

September 16, 2023
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September 16, 2023

by: Ely EarlenePosted on: September 16, 2023September 20, 2023

Busted Buggy Burglar: Life’s little surprises, eh? Deputy got wind of a vehicle burglary in progress and locked horns with one Malachi D. Olson, 31, hailing from our very own […]

September 15, 2023
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September 15, 2023

by: Ely EarlenePosted on: September 15, 2023September 19, 2023

Highway Antelope Alert: Report comes in, antelope down, highway blocked. That’s nature meeting metal meeting concrete, my friends. Nevada State Police took the reigns, and the road goes on. Drug […]

September 14, 2023
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September 14, 2023

by: Ely EarlenePosted on: September 14, 2023September 24, 2023

Dog’s Discordant Ditty: Bark, bark, and more bark – the soundtrack of the day. Reporting party’s got no love for this canine concert. Deputy chats with the pup’s maestro, hands […]

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