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September 13, 2013
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September 13, 2013

by: Ely EarlenePosted on: September 13, 2023September 16, 2023

Phantom Paraphernalia: Here you are, walking on the tightrope edge of reality and bam—needles and vials, the ornaments of forbidden revelry. Deputy nosed around, but that garden of vice had […]

September 12, 2023
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September 12, 2023

by: Ely EarlenePosted on: September 12, 2023September 21, 2023

Domestic Decibels: The Ely nightscape, decorated with unwanted notes and beats. Reporting party having a spat; partner hopped in the car and loud crescendos erupted from the vehicle’s stereo. Enter […]

September 11, 2023
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September 11, 2023

by: Ely EarlenePosted on: September 11, 2023September 17, 2023

Battle Royale: Schoolyard Edition: The schoolyard turned Thunderdome, kids duking it out under a sun that doesn’t give a damn. Deputy swaggers in, cigarette dangling (or not), chronicling this melee […]

September 10, 2023
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September 10, 2023

by: Ely EarlenePosted on: September 10, 2023September 16, 2023

Reckless Riddles: Somewhere out there, a steel beast sits in the roadway’s heart. The driver’s lost in a drowsy daydream, but when the deputy’s boots hit the scene, only ghostly […]

September 9, 2013
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September 9, 2013

by: Ely EarlenePosted on: September 9, 2023September 16, 2023

Barking Banter: So, a canine crooner, serenading the city with its bark ballad. Bit of a disturbance, they said. Deputy strolled the beat, ears perked up and all. But all […]

September 8, 2023
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September 8, 2023

by: Ely EarlenePosted on: September 8, 2023September 17, 2023

Kitten Quandary: Somebody’s got a feline frenzy! A slew of new kittens, courtesy of the neighborhood cat. Vet, not the deputy, they said. You can’t handcuff nature, folks. Great Basin’s […]

September 7, 2023
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September 7, 2023

by: Ely EarlenePosted on: September 7, 2023September 16, 2023

Front Porch Brawl: Three’s a crowd, especially when they drop by uninvited. The air was charged, and fists flew in an unplanned rendezvous. Deputies descended, piecing together this puzzle. Justice’s […]

September 6, 2023
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September 6, 2023

by: Ely EarlenePosted on: September 6, 2023September 16, 2023

Eureka! Or Not: Somewhere in the vast unknown, a motorist was up the creek sans paddle. But hold your horses, it’s Eureka County’s cosmic chaos to unravel. Tipsy Tango on […]

September 5, 2023
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September 5, 2023

by: Ely EarlenePosted on: September 5, 2023September 16, 2023

Cyber Harassment: Silence the Static: Ah, the modern woes of digital discontent. Reporting party drenched in unsolicited text. Deputy dialed in, gave the harasser a stern ring of reality: “No […]

September 4, 2023
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September 4, 2023

by: Ely EarlenePosted on: September 4, 2023September 17, 2023

Infant Intrigue: Talk of infant danger, potent substances wafting through the air. A welfare check, you say? Deputy sweeps the scene, nose twitching for trouble. Clean as a whistle, not […]

September 3, 2023
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September 3, 2023

by: Ely EarlenePosted on: September 3, 2023September 16, 2023

Lone Ranger Kiddo: Strolling streets, solo style, a pint-sized pioneer. But wait, is that tot truly alone? Deputy does a double-take, spots a parental shadow. Crisis averted, little wanderer is […]

September 2, 2023
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September 2, 2023

by: Ely EarlenePosted on: September 2, 2023September 17, 2023

When Trailers Take Flight: Listen up, Speed Racer, when your trailer says, “I gotta be free,” expect acrobatics. It unhitched and did a flip faster than an Olympic gymnast. Who […]

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