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October 7, 2023
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October 7, 2023

by: Ely EarlenePosted on: October 7, 2023December 18, 2023

Mutinous Mutt Misadventure: There’s a hound high-tailing it down Main, chasing the scent of sweet, sweet liberty with a side of who-knows-what. The town’s finest in blue handed the hot […]

October 6, 2023
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October 6, 2023

by: Ely EarlenePosted on: October 6, 2023November 4, 2023

Final Sunset at Camp Solitude: Word trickled down about a lone camper, his last breath mingling with the crisp mountain air. Timothy B. Laubhan, a visitor from Lake Havasu, found […]

October 5, 2023
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October 5, 2023

by: Ely EarlenePosted on: October 5, 2023November 4, 2023

Deer Versus Steel – A Rural Rumble: Out on a rural White Pine highway, a deer decided to play chicken with a hunk of metal on wheels. The Deputy played […]

October 4, 2023
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October 4, 2023

by: Ely EarlenePosted on: October 4, 2023November 4, 2023

Semi-Slam: Midnight at a local lot, a trucker in dreamland. Bam! An audacious escape by a reckless rambler after a metal embrace. Our Deputy’s on the case, documentation done. Culprit? […]

October 3, 2023
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October 3, 2023

by: Ely EarlenePosted on: October 3, 2023October 5, 2023

Bedroom Boogeyman: Reports of a sneaky someone beneath the bed. Not the monster you tell kids about, but close. Deputy looks, finds zilch. Someone’s been watching too many horror flicks. […]

October 2, 2023
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October 2, 2023

by: Ely EarlenePosted on: October 2, 2023October 4, 2023

High School Highs: Rumors swirled of a high schooler maybe floating a bit higher than the rest. School’s own detective on the beat did some snooping – verdict? Kid’s probably […]

October 1, 2023
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October 1, 2023

by: Ely EarlenePosted on: October 1, 2023October 3, 2023

Traffic Tango: There’s a semi-truck doing the stationary shuffle on the highway. A dance no one asked for, clogging up the asphalt veins of Nevada. State Police got the VIP […]

September 30, 2023
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September 30, 2023

by: Ely EarlenePosted on: September 30, 2023October 3, 2023

Fuel-less in White Pine: Imagine, on the vast expanses of White Pine’s county roads, a soon-to-be mom, cruising with family, only to sputter to a dramatic halt – gas tank’s […]

September 29, 2023
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September 29, 2023

by: Ely EarlenePosted on: September 29, 2023October 3, 2023

Intoxication Intervention: Late evening scene, shouts piercing the twilight. There’s blood, a desperate plea for help. But Deputy’s on it. A deep dive reveals intoxication, no dark plots here. With […]

September 28, 2023
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September 28, 2023

by: Ely EarlenePosted on: September 28, 2023October 3, 2023

Open Door Odyssey: Deputy’s sharp eyes land on a door ajar while patrolling the streets of our fair city. Who left it swinging in the high country breeze? No soul […]

September 27, 2023
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September 27, 2023

by: Ely EarlenePosted on: September 27, 2023September 29, 2023

Highway Hauntings: Some wild-eyed daredevil’s pushing pedals and crossing lanes, faster than a jackrabbit on a cactus binge. Deputy’s out, spurs a’jangling, but our speedster? Vaporized into highway mirage. Tag […]

September 26, 2023
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September 26, 2023

by: Ely EarlenePosted on: September 26, 2023September 29, 2023

Cows on the Lam: Out there in the high country expanses of White Pine County, some cattle decided to take a radical field trip to a county road, while a […]

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