This website is a parody. We are in no way affiliated with the White Pine County Sheriff’s Office, White Pine County, the City of Ely, or the State of Nevada. We aren’t affiliated with anybody, really, so no need to keep barking up that tree. Our simple intention is to satirize the facts of everyday life in White Pine County. The contents of this website are satire and are not meant to bear any factual resemblance to events, places, people, or anything else for that matter.

The blotter is written by Ely Earlene. To reach Earlene, drive to Cave Lake on any full moon night and howl three times. Or just pack up an email and send it on down the ol’ dusty trail: earlene@whitepinecounty.org