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Fender Bender Waltz<\/strong>: A brush of metal, a caress of rubber on a city street. An automotive affair that left nobody hurt. Deputy put pen to paper, report filed, done and dusted.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ghost Cyclist at Charcoal Ovens<\/strong>: A lone rider, pedaling through the mystique of the Charcoal Ovens. By the time Deputy’s boots touched the terrain, our enigmatic cyclist had vanished. Report, check.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Verbal Volley<\/strong>: “I’ll get you,” says the neighbor — or perhaps something even worse. But words are just air, aren’t they? Deputy swung by, handed down a warning. Cause bodily harm? Not on this watch.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Daddy’s Alright<\/strong>: Daddy wasn’t answering the phone, sending the mother of his child into a worry spiral. Welfare check deployed. All’s well that ends well, folks.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Warrant Tango with Ralph E. Robinson<\/strong>: At age 67, Ralph E. Robinson of Ely, got more than he bargained for. Handcuffs, courtesy of Ely Justice Court. An arrest, etched into local lore.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Cross-State Shenanigans<\/strong>: A random soul phoned another, asking for money to break free from a healthcare prison far away. Smelled like yesterday’s fish. Deputy flagged it as a scam. You can’t hustle a hustler.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Phantom Breakdown<\/strong>: An elder motorist, possibly on the verge of a vehicular hiccup, disappears. Where’d they go? Deputy’s left scratching his head.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Brothel Compliance Check<\/strong>: Four souls toiling away in Ely’s oldest profession. But are their papers in order? Yep, they’re legit. False alarm on High Street.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Convenience Tent<\/strong>: Home is where you pitch it, right? Even if that’s by the candy aisle. Deputy drops by, sees no foul, no harm.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Shadow Soliloquy<\/strong>: Someone’s dancing on the edge, spewing verses of self-harm. Deputy’s ear is lent, but our dark bard declines the offer. Just echoes in the canyon, they say.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Schoolyard Showdown<\/strong>: Kid fights, a rite of passage or a sign of times? Deputy’s on it, investigation’s still cookin’. Keep your gloves on, champs.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Highway Hobo<\/strong>: Shopping cart crusader, aimlessly rolling down the freeway. But that’s a tale for the Nevada State Police, not the Sheriff’s beat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Mechanical Mayday<\/strong>: Car’s down on its luck, stranded on the highway, yet when help’s dispatched, the scene’s empty. Another one for the Nevada State Police ledger.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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