{"id":166,"date":"2023-08-13T09:00:00","date_gmt":"2023-08-13T09:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/whitepinecounty.org\/?p=166"},"modified":"2023-09-17T04:07:45","modified_gmt":"2023-09-17T04:07:45","slug":"august-13-2023","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/whitepinecounty.org\/index.php\/2023\/08\/13\/august-13-2023\/","title":{"rendered":"August 13, 2023"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Homestead Heist<\/strong>: An intruder in the middle of god-knows-where White Pine, pocketing some poor soul&#8217;s keepsakes. The Deputy&#8217;s on it, eyes sharp, pen sharper. Report locked and loaded.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Echo of Anarchy<\/strong>: Bang! An explosive sound ripping through the day in our quaint town. The trail led the deputy to a house of worship, now smeared with some punk&#8217;s idea of art. Perpetrators, watch your backs; the chase is on.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Bovine Blockade<\/strong>: Cows, those lumbering beasts, decided to go rogue, parking their hides on the highway. Cars versus cows, a strange standoff in White Pine. It&#8217;s in the book now.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Apartment Apprehension<\/strong>: Bobbie L. Jakubisin, 43, Ely&#8217;s own. Found lurking in an apartment complex with a ticket from the past. The city&#8217;s law caught up, and now Bobbie&#8217;s singing the hoosegow blues.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Juvenile Joyride<\/strong>: Wild kids, even wilder rides. ATVs tearing through our streets like a scene from a Mad Max movie. After a chat with their folks, let&#8217;s hope they switch gears.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Breath of Desperation<\/strong>: Hitting the bottle hard and then trying to play pass-the-buck with a kid? This isn&#8217;t a game of hot potato, and the interlock device doesn&#8217;t lie. The deputy&#8217;s notebook thickens, the tale passed onto the Division of Child and Family Services.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Domestic Dance<\/strong>: When love takes a rocky turn. A call, a tussle, but by the time our man in tan reached, the storm had cleared. They&#8217;re off to their separate corners now.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Break-in Blunder<\/strong>: Two ambitious souls, thinking they found an empty treasure trove. But deputy&#8217;s boots were faster. Trespassing? Slapped with a warning and sent on their not-so-merry way.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Backyard Bambi<\/strong>: Grim realities. A deer&#8217;s end tale amidst our yards and canyons. The torch passed to those who&#8217;d give the fallen its final salute.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Wreck on the Road<\/strong>: A car&#8217;s sad swan song on a county curve. A tumble, a crash, and our trusty deputy, taking notes amidst the wreckage. Another day, another story on the asphalt.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Homestead Heist: An intruder in the middle of god-knows-where White Pine, pocketing some poor soul&#8217;s keepsakes. The Deputy&#8217;s on it, eyes sharp, pen sharper. Report locked and loaded. Echo of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":167,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-166","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/whitepinecounty.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/166","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/whitepinecounty.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/whitepinecounty.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/whitepinecounty.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/whitepinecounty.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=166"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/whitepinecounty.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/166\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":172,"href":"https:\/\/whitepinecounty.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/166\/revisions\/172"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/whitepinecounty.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/167"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/whitepinecounty.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=166"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/whitepinecounty.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=166"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/whitepinecounty.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=166"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}