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Symphonic Car<\/strong>: Hey, Beethoven, just because you can’t hear all that well doesn’t mean you have to blast your music so loud! A car\u2019s blaring music became the unwanted score to the city\u2019s quietude. Deputy, ever the vigilant conductor, issued a warning for disturbing the peace. The Maestro? Dialed it back. Encore not forthcoming.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Convenience Capers<\/strong>: Ever been desperate for a snack? One individual mistook “convenience” for “free grab bag.” Deputy cruised in, and\u2014encore\u2014another trespass warning dished out. Take your hunger games elsewhere, pal.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Homely Hubbub<\/strong>: You’d think the walls would’ve muffled the clatter, but no. Residential ruckus raised eyebrows and called in the law. Subjects advised to keep it civil. Documented for posterity, and noise complaints.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Five-Finger Discount<\/strong>: Different store, same song. Pilfered merchandise had the staff dialing up the deputies. Trespass order given, and another would-be shoplifter bites the dust. Store policy: “No loot, scoot.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Head-On-Ice<\/strong>: Ice packs usually spell trouble or hangovers. This time? Neither. Deputy found the ice-capped soul in their car just fine. Maybe they’re chilling out, literally.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Bitter Battery<\/strong>: A case reopened, like an old wound. Domestic battery rears its head from history’s fog. Details fuzzy, like last night\u2019s bourbon. But still, a report had to be penned.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Highway Hazard<\/strong>: Water and debris making a cameo on the road. It’s not a Hollywood set, folks; drive carefully. Note made, but the asphalt’s still there, as are we.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Intrusive Visits<\/strong>: A rental home got an unwelcome makeover. Break-in at a vacant property. Now, that\u2019s desperate real estate shopping. Deputy swarmed the premises; the report’s ink still wet.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Pole Inferno<\/strong>: Power pole or matchstick? Hard to tell when it\u2019s on fire. Deputy and Ely Fire came to the rescue, avengers of utilities. Mt. Wheeler Power is in the loop too.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Warrant Whirlwind:<\/strong> Mr. Keythan L. Evans, 22. Deputy’s eyes met his, and a warrant whispered its claim. Keythan’s freedom paused, the court’s summons answered.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Speed Demon<\/strong>: Entering White Pine like they\u2019re on the racetrack. Another jurisdiction nabbed them before we could lay down the rubber. Call terminated faster than their MPH.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Tribal Fireworks<\/strong>: Boom! Bang! Pow! No, it’s not a comic book; it’s fireworks on tribal land, setting the Steptoe Valley sky ablaze. Jurisdiction trumps Deputy’s intervention. A report, nevertheless, rises like smoke.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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