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Bedroom Boogeyman:<\/strong> Reports of a sneaky someone beneath the bed. Not the monster you tell kids about, but close. Deputy looks, finds zilch. Someone’s been watching too many horror flicks.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Curfew Culprits:<\/strong> Two youths trying to out-sly the curfew. Deputy prowls around, but our tiny rebels? Already planning their next nighttime escapade.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

License? Check, Mate:<\/strong> \u201cDriver\u2019s a renegade! No license!\u201d cried a voice. Deputy sniffs around, but plot twist — our ‘renegade’ was just a citizen, license and all, rolling lawfully.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Alarm Antics:<\/strong> Health care facility throws a sonic tantrum. Deputy dashes, only to find it was just the machine’s way of saying, \u201cGotcha!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Five-Finger Discount Foiled:<\/strong> Someone tried DIY-ing a five-finger discount at the hardware store. But with Deputy’s watchful gaze, this trespassed swiper’s now just a window shopper.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Poo-throwing Pollock:<\/strong> Juvenile’s latest art medium? Dog doodoo. Deputy\u2019s critique? Needs more discipline, less driveway. Art lesson concluded.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Familial Fireworks:<\/strong> Child vs. kin in a heated debate round. Deputy steps in, referees the round. Next up? A chat with Juvenile Probation.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Boopin’ Bumpers:<\/strong> Silent dance in the school parking lot. Car bonks another car, culprit vamooses. Deputy’s review: some folks just can\u2019t handle their vehicular two-step.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Educational Exile:<\/strong> Repeat after Deputy: \u201cI shall not snoop in schools I\u2019ve been booted from.\u201d One naughty noodler got the memo and moseyed on.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Boozy Babble:<\/strong> Liquid courage sparks a custody quarrel. Deputy intervenes, ensuring the only spirits involved were in the bottle.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Hood-up Hiccup:<\/strong> A vehicle\u2019s roadside cry for help. Message passed to state troopers, probably just needs a bit of coolant and TLC.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Shoplifting Shenanigans:<\/strong> Theft tales abound, but Deputy’s lens finds no crime, just confusion. Maybe just a 2-for-1 deal day?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Casino Capers:<\/strong> Sketchy stash surfaces at the slots here in our own pint-sized sin city. Deputy’s on it, magnifying glass and all. Stay tuned, folks.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Boisterous Bar:<\/strong> A tavern’s tumultuous tune reported. Deputy swings by, but the scene? Quieter than a librarian’s daydream, at least for a Nevada bar.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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