{"id":458,"date":"2023-11-01T09:00:00","date_gmt":"2023-11-01T09:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/whitepinecounty.org\/?p=458"},"modified":"2023-12-28T23:18:12","modified_gmt":"2023-12-28T23:18:12","slug":"november-1-2023","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/whitepinecounty.org\/index.php\/2023\/11\/01\/november-1-2023\/","title":{"rendered":"November 1, 2023"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><strong>Deer Downer:<\/strong> In the urban jungle, a four-legged traveler met its fate. Struck by metal, not by nature. Deputy arrived, scene somber. The deer, a city street&#8217;s unfortunate guest, was respectfully removed. Just another day where the wild meets the wheel.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Collision and Evasion:<\/strong> A side-by-side tango with a tanker, a dance of danger. Metal met metal, blocking the way. But as the deputy arrived, the scene was bare. Vehicles gone, like ghosts in the daylight. Report filed, but questions linger.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Absentee Alarm:<\/strong> A student, a seat unfilled. Concern bubbles up. Deputy plays the liaison, finds the child and parent. All&#8217;s well, just life getting in the way of attendance. Report tucked away, just another worry put to rest.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Doorbell Dilemma:<\/strong> The doorbell rings, the camera rolls. A stranger? No, just a tree trimmer, peddling his arboreal art. Deputy uncovers the benign truth behind the digital curtain. Report penned, no bark or bite here.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Casino Commotion, Part 1:<\/strong> Booze and bravado at the local casino. A character, fueled by spirits, stirs the pot. Deputy drops in, but our tipsy troublemaker? Already gone, a ghost in the neon light.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Casino Commotion, Redux:<\/strong> Back at the scene, the instigator returns. But this time, Deputy&#8217;s ready. A chat, a request to leave, and the problem&#8217;s solved. No more dice rolling for this rowdy tonight.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Candy Wrapper Conundrum:<\/strong> A wrapper, a mystery. Could this be a sugary sheath for something sinister? Deputy dives in, but it&#8217;s just candy, no cloak-and-dagger. Report filed, sweet and simple.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Merchandise Mischief:<\/strong> Shop shelves, one item short. A pilferer&#8217;s prize? Deputy delves in, the hunt for the thief begins. A report, a piece in the puzzle of petty theft.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Parking Lot Pile-Up:<\/strong> A reverse, a crunch. Two cars in an unintentional embrace. Deputy plays the mediator, documents the damage. An accident report, a reminder of the perils of parking.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Canine Conundrum:<\/strong> A dog, a disappearing act. From motel to mystery. Owner&#8217;s heart heavy, deputy&#8217;s pen ready. Report crafted, a search begins for the four-legged fugitive.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Deer Downer: In the urban jungle, a four-legged traveler met its fate. Struck by metal, not by nature. Deputy arrived, scene somber. The deer, a city street&#8217;s unfortunate guest, was [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":459,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-458","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/whitepinecounty.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/458","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/whitepinecounty.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/whitepinecounty.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/whitepinecounty.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/whitepinecounty.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=458"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/whitepinecounty.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/458\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":460,"href":"https:\/\/whitepinecounty.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/458\/revisions\/460"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/whitepinecounty.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/459"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/whitepinecounty.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=458"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/whitepinecounty.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=458"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/whitepinecounty.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=458"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}