{"id":548,"date":"2023-11-19T09:00:00","date_gmt":"2023-11-19T09:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/whitepinecounty.org\/?p=548"},"modified":"2024-01-16T03:27:18","modified_gmt":"2024-01-16T03:27:18","slug":"november-19-2023","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/whitepinecounty.org\/index.php\/2023\/11\/19\/november-19-2023\/","title":{"rendered":"November 19, 2023"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><strong><br>Drunken Detour<\/strong>: In the neon-soaked streets of Ely, D.C., age 63, decides to tango with traffic laws. Deputy&#8217;s eyes, sharp as ever, catch this dance of defiance. Result? A not-so-graceful waltz into custody for DUI. The night whispers secrets, but alcohol? That&#8217;s a loudmouth.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Alarm Antics<\/strong>: The shrill cry of a commercial alarm slices through the silence, a sentinel&#8217;s call. Deputy rushes in, finding doors ajar like a sleepy yawn. A thorough sweep reveals nothing but shadows and stillness. Doors secured, peace restored. But who, or what, stirred the slumber of security?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Bicycle Brush-Off<\/strong>: A two-wheeled traveler, carving a path down Main, nearly kisses a bumper. Call comes in, deputy on the hunt. But like a ghost in the night, our pedal-pushing pal vanishes. The streets, once a stage for near-miss drama, now quiet.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Hand-to-Hood Harassment<\/strong>: A tale of tempers flaring. One man&#8217;s hand meets another&#8217;s vehicle \u2013 a thud, a dent, a scowl. It&#8217;s an old feud, simmering. Deputy steps in, playing mediator in this tango of tension. Advice? Stay clear, keep cool. Paperwork promises a buffer, but tempers? They&#8217;re harder to tame.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Drunken Detour: In the neon-soaked streets of Ely, D.C., age 63, decides to tango with traffic laws. Deputy&#8217;s eyes, sharp as ever, catch this dance of defiance. Result? A not-so-graceful [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":549,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-548","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/whitepinecounty.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/548","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/whitepinecounty.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/whitepinecounty.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/whitepinecounty.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/whitepinecounty.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=548"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/whitepinecounty.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/548\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":550,"href":"https:\/\/whitepinecounty.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/548\/revisions\/550"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/whitepinecounty.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/549"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/whitepinecounty.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=548"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/whitepinecounty.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=548"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/whitepinecounty.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=548"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}